Courtney: "Tell me about this lady. What does she look like?"
Jared: "Well...she has dark hair."
Courtney: "Like mine?"
Jared: "Yes, but it's shiny."
Courtney: "You don't think my hair is shiny?"
Jared (grabbing a strand of my hair): "No, it's not shiny at all. Some people have shiny hair and yours is like this. Not shiny."